

Five a Day. Doctor’s Orders....Joke!
A little humour. A little truth. A proper Old Guys Rule classic.
Five a Day IV keeps things tongue-in-cheek - because maturity means knowing when not to take life too seriously.
Growing Older. Not Growing Up.
Bold back print that does the talking
Olive colourway - rugged, masculine, easy with denim
Soft-touch cotton that wears in beautifully
Relaxed, dependable fit
Premium cotton. Regular fit. Built for laughs and long weekends.
Comfortable regular fit for everyday wear
Premium 200gsm jersey knit with a soft, durable feel
Pre-shrunk and garment washed for long-lasting shape
Timeless design that never dates
Classic back print with complementary left breast logo
Easy to wear, easy to gift
Designed to get better with age
Colour: Olive
Fit: Regular
Fabric: 200gsm Jersey Knit
Composition: 100% Cotton
Construction:
Taped neck and shoulders
Twin needle sleeve and body hem
Finish: Pre-shrunk and garment washed
Print:
Classic back print featuring the Five A Day IV design - Intentionally Distressed Print
Complementary left breast print
Production: Printed in-house in Devon, UK
Frequently Asked Questions
Our T-Shirts features a regular fit, designed to be comfortable and flattering without feeling tight or oversized. They're ideal for everyday wear and suits a wide range of body types.
Yes. Our T-Shirts are pre-shrunk and garment washed, so they hold their size and shape wash after wash.
Our garments are printed in-house in Devon, UK, ensuring quality control and a consistent, high-standard finish.
The Intentionally Distressed Print gives the design a slightly worn-in, vintage look. It’s a deliberate style choice that adds character and reflects the “Aged To Perfection” message.
Absolutely. Our products are great gift items, especially for Birthdays, Father’s Day, Christmas, or anyone who appreciates quality clothing with humour and meaning.